Monday, March 28, 2016

Girlfriend



Mars rolled his eyes again and asked “So Max, is this your girlfriend?”

“Tracy?  No, I just made her a mix and now we’re hanging out today.”

Tracy looked down at her shoes, looking slightly crest-fallen.  Then Silvia called her over to her and Anna.

“Max, that little girl really likes you.” Mars said

“Nah, we’re just friends.  All I did was make her a mix.”

“Darling, a mix tape is you telling her that you like her.  Do you like her?”

“I don’t know.  Maybe?  I don’t really know her.  Plus she lives far away.”

“Don’t play with her heart Max.  Little girls like that get attached quickly.  She isn’t tough like Anna or your cousin. “ 

I just looked at Mars confused and said “I think they’re just hanging out with us.  I don’t think she likes me.  Besides, I think she’s hung up on some guy that works at Tower Records.”

“What you need to do is ask yourself what kind of messages are you sending her and if they’re worth breaking her heart, because you don’t know what you want.”

“It’s nothing!  I’m sure it’s nothing.”

“Max doesn’t like girls.” Alex chimed in as he sorted through the giant garbage can full of 1” buttons.  “He’s never touched boob in his life.”

“This again.” I said “Alex touches a girl’s boobs after graduation and all of a sudden he’s an expert on women.”

“Never mind him.  I’m telling you, be careful with this girl’s heart.”  Mars stressed

“Hey, lets get out of here.  I wanna go see if there’s any action at Punkin’ Donuts!” Alex stressed.

“Honey, before you go, take those shirts you stuffed into your pants and put them on the counter.” Mars said “You too James.”


“You guys are really bad at this shoplifting thing.”  I said

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