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Thursday, September 1, 2016

On This Day In 1989...

September 1st, 1989
David Fletcher's life changed forever. 
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Monday, August 22, 2016

Tattoo

I leaned over as I outlined the words “TERROR CREW EST 1987” in Old English across the back of one of our boys with my tattoo gun.

“Try to hold still ya big baby.” I said “It’s gonna hurt a lot more if I have to razor blade out any mistakes I make cuz you’re moving around.”

“Razor blade them out??”  He asked

“You think I’m gonna leave a fucked up tattoo on someone?  I have a reputation to uphold as an artist and perfectionist.” I answered

“Hey Diane?” Jason asked

“What’s up kiddo?”

“Listen, I want you to know that I really appreciate you giving me a chance to prove to you that I belong in the crew.” He said

“Look man, you get out of it what you put into it.  This shit isn’t just all fighting and warring with Nazis.” I said “We’re a family.  We look out for each other through good and bad.  If you can hang with that, you can hang with us.”

“Totally.” He said

“But if you’re just here to fight your buddy Rusty or exercise whatever mommy issues you have on my girls, then you’re definitely in the wrong place.”

“No, no, not at all.  I really need to fit in somewhere other than being another dumb punker getting drunk under the L tracks.” Jason said

“So uh, you gonna try to fit in my girl Sara?” I asked with a smirk

“Hey, can you try to watch what you’re doing?” my canvas asked

“You just shut up, OK?  I’m a fucking professional!” I snapped

“But I just…” He started to argue

“A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL!” I yelled “Now you wanted this to say Big Dicks All Day, right?”

“WHAT?”

“Kidding!” I replied

“But I did spell TERROR wrong.”  I joked

“HOW?”

“I accidentally spelled it D-O-N-G-S.”


“Fuck you Diane!”
Only in your imagination, love.” I answered “Seriously, Jason – are you gonna try to fuck Sara?”

“Uh, I don’t know.”

“Mmhmm.  Likely.”

“Aye, that Sara chick’s a mean mean little girl.” The canvas said “I tried to fuck her a while back and she punched me in the balls.”

“That’s because I told her that you like being punched in the balls.” I answered

“You’re kidding.”

“No.  This time I’m serious.” I said.  I was serious.  These guys were constantly trying to fuck my girls and I wanted it to be clear that they needed to stay on point and not fuck them over.

“So when can I get a Terror tattoo?” Jason asked

“When you’re off probation and initiated.” I answered

“Initiated?”

“Haha, yeah initiated.” Billy Club laughed as he walked over “You have to fuck a Nazi byrd.”

“What did I tell you about that, Billy?” I asked “Don’t listen to him.  He pulled that shit with Denny and I had to beat down a Nazi byrd right here in the kitchen.”

“Jesus Christ.” Jason said

“Seriously though, once you prove yourself and your loyalty, I’ll tattoo you.”

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Sunday, August 7, 2016

Late Night Phone Call

Later in the evening after I got back home, I got a phone call from Jenny. I had the phone next to me so could grab it before either of my parents would wake up.

“Hey sweetie, how are you?” Jenny said.

“I’m ok. I was just reading Catcher In The Rye for my English class. Listening to Joy Division.” I said.

“Gawd that so bleak. JD Salinger and Joy Division.” Jenny said.

“What’s wrong with that?” I said.

“I think all that black you wear is turning you into a goth.” She laughed.

“Maybe I’ll dye my hair black and paint my nails.” I said.

“That might be kind of hot.” She said.

“Think so?” I said more interested.

“Uh huh. David, I’m so fucking horny right now.” Jenny said.

“You are? We can’t exactly meet up at the moment. It’s after eleven.” I said.

"Well…”

“Well what?” I asked.

“There’s something I read once in Cosmo. Are your parents asleep?” She asked.

“Yeah. What are you implying?”

“We could have phone sex.” She said giggling.

“Say what?” I said.

“You know, it kind of goes like this. I’m lying on my bed right now. I’m only in my underwear.” She said.

“Whoa.”

“Thought you’d like that. Where are you?” She asked.

“I’m…a, sitting by my desk in my bedroom reading.” I said.

“I’m rubbing myself just thinking of you.”

“Oh shit.” I said.

“I want you to rub yourself at the same time.” She said in almost a whisper.

“Done!” I said reaching inside my pajama bottoms.

“Oh, babe. I can’t wait for Saturday. Oh, oh.” She said moaning.

“This is awesome.” I said.

“Are you holding it?” She asked.

“Uh-huh.”

“What are you thinking about?” She asked.

“You, in your underwear…rubbing yourself.” I said.

“Yeah… I’m close. Are you close?” She asked.

“So close.”

“D-a-v-i-d, I…”

“J-e-n-n-y!”

“Whoa! That was great.” She said.

“Yeah. Oh shit, expect for one thing.” I said.

“What’s that?”

“I just fired all over Catcher In The Rye.” I said.

“That’s funny.” She laughed.

“I hope the pages don’t stick together.”

“Love you. Goodnight.” She said.


“Love you too. Goodnight.”

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Tell Me More

During that week, David popped into Trax. He had just encountered his friend Rusty near the store. He hadn’t seen him in awhile since he joined CLAS. He was very confused and needed to talk. I went on a dinner break and took him along to the McDonalds down the street.

“David, Terri is manipulating little fuck. You’re better off keeping your distance with Rusty as long as he’s got his head up his ass.” I said.

“Everything’s so fucked up right now. Rusty and Jason hate each other, Jenny, school. It’s all a bit much.” David said.

“You’re sixteen! If you think that’s bad, wait until you find out you’re short on rent money! I said.

“Well, sorry Violet. I’m not used to this. My whole life has changed in the last couple months. Some for the better and some for the worse.” David said.

“You want some grown up advice from Queen Bitch here? Then here’s the rundown. Stay away from Rusty. He’s a Nazi. Tell Jason to grow his hair back and stop letting Diane and baldies buffalo him into their cause. Dump Jenny and maybe hook up with someone you can really fall in love with.” I said.

“Darren tells me to dump Jenny all the time. He hates her.” David said.

“Because she’s a stupid poser. Her and her dumb fuck friends!” I said.

“I met this girl named Norah at Dark Wave today. Well, I met her before at Labyrinth, but now officially. She seemed pretty cool.” David said.

“Oh yeah? Tell me more.” I said interested.

“I dunno. I mean I might actually get to have sex with Jenny this weekend.” David whined.

“Ok, possibilities. Now what about this Norah chick?” I said.

“Well, she came up to me with her step brother who was checking out Darren. She told me that red was kind of a sexy color.” He said.

“Red is hot. Continue.” I said.

“And she noticed a purple shirt that I was trying on and said that was a sexy color…too.” He said smiling.

“Sounds like a done deal. You’re gonna be balls deep in her in no time.” I said bluntly.

“Violet…” He said blushing.

“Aw, are you blushing? Am I getting David embarrassed talking about his new girlfriend who wants his peen?” I teased.

“Stop it. She’s not my girlfriend…”

“Yet” We both said then laughed.

“I’m just looking out for you David. I care about you.” I said.

“Thanks, Violet.” He said.

“No problem.” I said while finishing my Coke.


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